Sammiches and beer

Just the musings of a Midwestern guy, marooned in Florida.

Anonymous asked: What's a rimjob

rlmjob:

a non verbal way of saying I love you

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever

(via newtonabbotdemo)

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

(via readsleepsurvive)